that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I don't deserve a penis
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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