i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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