Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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