hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You can't just leave with hair like that
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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