Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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