she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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