So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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