i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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