everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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