five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Randomize
