We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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