Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I believe in your delicious
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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