his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Pooping to opera.
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