oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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