brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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