Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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