so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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