Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(305): View more from Florida

Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever

(615): View more from Tennessee

She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister

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(404): View more from Georgia

what's for breakfast?

(678): View more from Georgia

Advil and throwup

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.

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(239): View more from Florida

I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.

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