Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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