She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She needs sedatives and a leash
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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