I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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