Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
