Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
she looked like the before picture.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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