I'm lost and stupid without you.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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