maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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