what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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