i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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