i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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