can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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