Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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Testing the emergency boobs hotline
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
do nipples grow back?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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