Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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