We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
