CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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