Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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