I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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