Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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