Jerry, you need to find god
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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