do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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