Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
