i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
