shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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