i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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