i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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