Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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