My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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