I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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