Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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