Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
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Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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