When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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