Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
how does that bad decision feel?
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