the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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