i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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