so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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