I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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