He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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