the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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