Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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