these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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